tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-83105552861266236582024-03-20T02:22:16.778-07:00ketagihan bacaketagihan bacahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15235074222403034989noreply@blogger.comBlogger419125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8310555286126623658.post-48710991204310326442016-06-11T12:07:00.000-07:002016-06-11T12:07:02.793-07:00Kumpulan Selebrasi Gol Paling Kocak<br />
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<br />ketagihan bacahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15235074222403034989noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8310555286126623658.post-43028772210561657392016-06-08T10:22:00.001-07:002016-06-08T10:23:01.014-07:005 Lagu Indonesia Terbanyak Di Tonton <br />
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1. Geisha - Lumpuhkanlah Ingatanku (52 juta lebih)<br />
2. Dadali - Di Saat Aku Mencintaimu (45 juta lebih)<br />
3. Samsons - Kenangan Terindah (42 juta lebih)<br />
4. Papinka - Masih Mencintainya (40 juta lebih)<br />
5. Noah - Separuh Aku (31 juta lebih)<br />
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Itulah 5 lagu grup band Indonesia yang paling sering ditonton di Youtube, menariknya dari daftar di atas jika dilihat dari jumlah komentar terbanyak justru ada di lagu Noah "Separuh Aku". Jumlah komentarnya sampai 20ribu lebih, unggul dari jumlah komentar-komentar pada lagu pesaing lainnya.ketagihan bacahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15235074222403034989noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8310555286126623658.post-89832927189432507022016-05-23T11:12:00.001-07:002016-05-23T11:13:15.989-07:00Nathan VS Sungha Jung. Siapa Unggul ??<a name='more'></a>Bagi yang suka dengerin musik di Youtube pasti tahu pria asal korea bernama Sungha Jung yang terkenal berkat permainan gitarnya. Nah kita patut bangga karena Indonesia tercinta juga memiliki banyak bakat serupa. Salah satunya yang paling memiliki skill dewa, yaitu Nathan.<br />
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Kalau belum tahu siapa itu Nathan, coba kunjungi dulu akun Youtubenya. Klik <a href="https://www.youtube.com/user/marscelluler" target="_blank">disini</a>. Silahkan sobat lihat dan dengar satu per satu lagu cover yang dibawakan Nathan. Tidak kalah bagusnya dengan Sungha Jung.</div>
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Keduanya sering dibanding-bandingkan oleh banyak youtubers. Dan tentunya Ketagihanbaca ingin sedikit memberikan pendapat siapa dari mereka yang unggul. Dan menurut blog KB Nathan-lah yang unggul. Ini obyektif. Berikut beberapa alasannya :</div>
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ketagihan bacahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15235074222403034989noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8310555286126623658.post-7205964472986894012016-03-09T23:34:00.000-08:002016-06-11T10:24:17.641-07:00Ini INdah<div style="text-align: center;">
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Gimana tahun baru kemaren ? </div>
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Thn 2015 kemaren adalah hari yg paling bahagia buat ane. Karena Ane menemukan seorang gadis penjual duren. Bukan sembarang penjual duren, tetapi dia juga seorang wanita yg sangat ane idam-idamkan.</div>
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Awal kita bertemu itu di pengajian tempat ane kerja, tetapi mulai jadiannya yaitu tanggal 9-11-2015. Ane sama doi berencana menikah tahun 2016 ini.</div>
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Ane pengennya sih bulan madu di Hawai, atau di planet Mars. tapi lihat isi ATM dulu juga. Oiya, ini foto si penjual durennya. </div>
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ketagihan bacahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15235074222403034989noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8310555286126623658.post-62225326420300760992015-08-14T11:14:00.002-07:002015-08-14T11:14:11.194-07:00Perbandingan Dua Gol Freekick Dalam Satu Laga Messi Dan Ronaldo<a name='more'></a>Ronaldo sudah melakukannya sejak di Manchester United musim 2008/09. Jika dihitung dari tahun debutnya yaitu musim 2003/04 maka itu artinya Ronaldo hanya butuh 5 musim saja untuk bisa mencetak 2 gol lewat freekick dalam satu laga.<br />
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Kemudian di Liga Champions musim 2009/10 Real Madrid vs FC Zurich, Ronaldo juga pernah melakukannya. Hebatnya itu adalah musim pertamanya dia bersama Real Madrid.<br /><br />Videonya bisa Anda lihat <a href="https://www.facebook.com/121246033325/videos/103048896373840/">disini</a>. <<--klik<br />
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Lalu di kompetisi Laliga, Ronaldo juga pernah melakukannya musim 2010/11 melawan Villareal.<br />
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Sementara Messi, sejak debutnya musim 2004/05, ia baru melakukan dua gol freekick dalam satu laga setelah 11 musim lamanya. Dan itu baru terjadi pada ajang Super Eropa 2015 beberapa hari lalu.<br />
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1. Ronaldo 45 detik. (VS Xerez FC. Laliga 2009/10)<br />
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Acara komedi TV di Indonesia menyuguhkan banyak pemerannya. Yang mana menurut saya tidak jelas akan <i>skill</i> melucu nya. Mungkin hanya bermodalkan rasa pede, atau sekadar menjadi bantalan dalam sebuah alur cerita.</div>
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1. Nunung.<br />
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Saya sebagai penikmat acara TV menilai Nunung ini hanya bisa tertawa, cengengesan, cekikikan ketimbang melawak. Hampir tidak pernah saya melihat ada celetukan jenaka yang keluar dari mulutnya.</div>
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2. Daus Mini, Adul, Hendrik Ceper<br />
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Ketiga pelawak mungil ini lebih mengandalkan wajah <i>innocent</i> nya.<br />
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3. Daus Separo<br />
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4. Budi Anduk<br />
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Hanya menjadi bulan-bulanan saja setiap kali ia muncul dalam acara komedi.<br />
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5. Aziz Gagap<br />
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Hanya bisa berperan menjadi banci. Masih lebih baik Olga yang memang banci tetapi pintar melemparkan kalimat-kalimat lucu. <br />
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6. Aldi Taher<br />
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7. Bopak Castello<br />
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Itulah daftar 7 pelawak garing, sebenarnya masih cukup banyak. Ya begitulah. Tetapi kita harus contoh mereka. Mereka adalah orang-orang yang berjuang demi keluarganya. Sampai-sampai mereka mau mencari rejeki dengan berakting berpura-pura menjadi "Pelawak".</div>
<br />ketagihan bacahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15235074222403034989noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8310555286126623658.post-40152965912593208422014-03-02T05:35:00.000-08:002014-03-02T05:35:05.267-08:00Obat Sakit Gigi<a name='more'></a>Siapa yang bisa menahan perihnya sakit gigi ?? Ane rasa orang sekaliber Aderai pun kalau udah sakit gigi pasti cuma bisa <i>manyun</i>. Ini sakit kutukan sepertinya. <img border="0" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/4.gif" height="18" width="18" /><br />
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Kalau kita cari di Google, pasti sudah banyak info yang memuat tentang obat atau juga tips agar gigi kuat. Tapi tak ada salahnya KB mau berbagi lagi di sini.<br />
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Kemarin-an Ane menderita sakit gigi, sekarang sudah agak mendingan. Itu pun setelah Ane mencoba beberapa obat serta alternatif berikut ini.<br />
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1. Pertama Ane ke Puskesmas, cuma di kasih obat Asam Mefenamat. Dosis 1 tablet (3 kali sehari). Ini kurang bereaksi. 1 jam pertama lumayan, eh setelahnya malah tambah sakit. Ane hentikan pemakaian.<br />
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2. Ane coba saran Nyokap beli "Kaplam" (ane lupa pengejaan nya). Ini juga lebih gila, 2 jam pertama sedikit berkurang, tapi sesudahnya nyut-nyutan menyiksa gigi Ane. Saking tidak kuatnya Ane coba netral-in efek obat dengan susu beruang. Syukurlah manjur sampai pagi.<br />
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3. Ane coba obat Ampicilin + Asam Mefenamat.<br />
Sebelumnya kan hanya Asam Mefenamat, setelah di gabung Ampicilin ternyata juga sama kurang manjur.<br />
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4. Ane beli puyer16, Ponstan, juga tidak manjur.<br />
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5. Ane coba bawang putih, bawang merah, air garam, juga kurang ampuh mengatasi sakitnya.<br />
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6. Ane coba kunyah serbuk teh. Dengar" teh bagus buat gigi. Ini juga cuma sejam-an saja ampuhnya.<br />
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7. Nah ini dia akhirnya formula yang Ane temukan. Hasilnya manjur. Yaitu obat Tetraciklin + Asam Mefenamat. Serta mengganti odol pasta gigi. Sebelumnya Ane pakai P**sode*t biasa, ane beralih ke P**sode*t Herbal (daun sirih+jeruk nipis+garam).<br />
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Ada beberapa tips yang belum sempat Ane coba, seperti lendir siput, abu rokok dengan setetes minyak, cengkeh yang dibikin serbuk, kumur bensin, dan lainnya. Bagaimana dengan Agan ?? Ada pengalaman sakit gigi juga kah ??</div>
<br />ketagihan bacahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15235074222403034989noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8310555286126623658.post-54589166257216681982014-02-24T23:46:00.000-08:002014-02-24T23:46:50.729-08:007 Lagu Terkeren Di Indonesia<a name='more'></a>Arti kata "keren" sebenarnya relatif, karena musik itu hakikatnya soal selera tidak lebih tidak kurang, jadi perlulah diketahui ini di ambil dari sudut pandang saya selaku Author. <br />
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Manusia mana yang tidak suka musik ?? Mungkin mereka yang lagi asik tidur saja yang tidak suka musik. <img border="0" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/10.gif" height="18" width="18" />. Baiklah berikut ini hitungan mundur 7 lagu terkeren di tanah air versi Ketagihan Baca. Penasaran mana yang menjadi juaranya ?? Simak terus.<br />
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7. Laskar Cinta (Dewa 19)<br />
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Lagu ini memiliki perpaduan lirik dan nada yang syarat spiritual. Mengingatkan kita pada kenyataan yang kerap dan masih terjadi, yaitu peperangan antara Iblis dan Manusia.<br />
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6. Surat Buat Wakil Rakyat (Iwan Fals)<br />
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Lagu suara rakyat untuk wakil rakyat ini benar-benar menyentuh hati. Lagu ini begitu abadi, lihat saja hampir setiap hari ada saja Pengamen yang membawakan lagu ini.<br />
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5. Perjalanan (Padi)<br />
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Mungkin karena tidak dibuat versi Video Klip jadinya lagu ini kurang di ketahui khayalak kecuali oleh para Sobat Padi, tapi percayalah jika Agan mendengarkan lagu ini di jamin Agan akan langsung teringat dengan kekasih tercinta. Lagu ini bersaing ketat dengan lagu Ebiet G. Ade "Berita Kepada Kawan".<br />
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4. Bila Waktu T'lah Berakhir (Opick)<br />
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Kalau Agan lagi menyendiri coba deh sekali-kali putar lagu ini, sangat cocok untuk menstimulasi alam sadar kita untuk menyadari dosa-dosa di masa lalu. Mulai dari dosa suka membentak orang tua, dosa ngerjain teman, sampai dosa pacaran pastinya. <br />
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3. Sesuatu Yang Indah (Padi)<br />
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Menurut Ane, lagu ini tak kalah bagus dengan lagu-lagu milik musisi Barat, bahkan boleh di adu. Sayangnya promosi yang kurang berani membuat lagu-lagu musisi tanah air hanya terdengar di sekitaran kita saja, paling jauh Asia Tenggara. <br />
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Padahal sekali lagi, lagu ini benar-benar keren.<br />
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2. Walau Habis Terang (Peterpan)<br />
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Pertama kali denger lagu ini Ane langsung suka, intronya unik, penuh semangat, dan liriknya juga mahal bernilai tinggi. Udah 7 tahunan lagu ini masih Ane suka putar dan tidak bosan, lagu ajaib. Cool.<br />
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Dan akhirnya, kita sesaat lagi berada di posisi sang jawara, ini dia posisi nomor satu. Lagu terkeren versi Ketagihan Baca.<br />
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1. Ibukota (Ketagihan Baca)<br />
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Artis mana itu Ketagihan Baca ? Hehe. Ya, selain hobi menulis, Ane juga hobi bikin lagu. Ya hitung-hitung mengisi waktu luang. Video ini Ane rekam dengan alat seadanya, yaitu pakai HP Cina. <img border="0" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/4.gif" height="18" width="18" /><br />
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Merekamnya pun HP ane letakkin di paha dekat gitar, alhasil tak ada gambar. Hanya warna hitam dari celana Ane aja yang tampak di videonya. Penasaran ? Cekidot.<br />
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Komentar pedasnya Ane terima. Hahaha. <img border="0" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/19.gif" height="18" width="18" /> Happy Blogging !<br />
<br />ketagihan bacahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15235074222403034989noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8310555286126623658.post-78896573668305570712014-02-16T03:50:00.000-08:002014-02-16T03:50:58.822-08:00Apa Kabar Teman Blogger ?<a name='more'></a>Huphhh saya bingung mulai dari mana.<br />
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Apa kabar sobat blogger ?? Haha sudah lama juga saya tidak aktif bermain blog. Terakhir saya bikin tulisan itu Desember 2012, ya sudah setahunan.<br />
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Sementara tulisan yang di terbitkan beberapa bulan lalu hanyalah iseng semata. Saking tidak niatnya dan juga malasnya, saya merasa saya tidak pernah membuka blog barang satu kali pun, padahal ya itu tadi saya sempat beberapa kali membuka.<br />
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Banyak sekali perubahan yang terjadi. Tampilan baru halaman edit template membuat saya bingung. Belum lagi nilai Alexa saya yang kini obesitas. Dulu sempat langsing di angka 300.000. <br />
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Tapi syukurnya, masih ada juga orang yang mampir ke blog ini. Setidaknya dari pantauan statistik terdapat 150-200an orang per hari, entah itu mereka sengaja atau nyasar. <img border="0" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/4.gif" height="18" width="18" /><br />
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Kangen juga untuk mampir ke blog teman satu per satu seperti yang dulu saya sering lakukan. Hupphh kesibukan mencari sesuap nasi sebakul lauk benar-benar menyita waktu saya. <br />
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Adakah yang merindukan KB di sini ?? hehe ngarep. <img border="0" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/10.gif" height="18" width="18" /><br />
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Gak apa2 dagangan SEPI.
Yg pnting tetap HEPI.<br />
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Gak apa2 lah masuk angin, daripada masuk neraka
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Bln puasa setan2 di belenggu.
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Mencintai itu jgn setengah HATI, blg syg tapi bikin LUKA.
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Bgitu jg puasa, jgn setengah HARI, siang2 udh BUKA
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Niat hati pngn di bukain AURA nya.
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Tapi malah di bukain AURAT nya.
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Manusia itu butiran debu apa butiran peju sih ??
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Cinta itu meMUASkan.
Dan kamu meMUAKkan
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Jam segini orang2 lg nyari duit, kamu malah nyari alasan.
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Berharap dpt tepuk tangan, eh malah pada tepuk jidat..
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Elu mandi gak bersih kale ya.
Pikiran lu masih kotor.
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Keluarga itu terbagi 2.
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Ada FUNmily. Ada FUCKmily.
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Kmu bisa di suruh jagain rumah, tapi knpa km gak bsa jagain perasaan aku ?.
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Ada kata "tua" dan kata "angan" di dlm kata "petualangan".<br />
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Itu artinya ketika TUA pun kita msih PETUALANGAN demi sbuah ANGAN2.
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Ada kata "menang" di dlm kata "menangis".
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Itu artinya proses menuju menang adakalanya mbuat kita menangis.
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Km sama hantu takut, tapi sama aku berani..
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Mendingan di blg cowo playboy, drpd di blg cowo playgroup.<br />
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Api matahari PANAS, api cinta GANAS.
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Truk aja gandengan. Masa kita ngga.
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Tubuh kamu MANTAP. Pengen aku SANTAP.
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<br /><br />Syg, mudik nya hati2 ya.
Jaga dompet kamu, tas kamu, hp kamu, dan janji kamu..
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Kehabisan modal itu proses sukses.
Kehabisan akal itu proses stres.
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<br /><br />Aku lelaki, PEMIMPI sekaligus PEMIMPIN.
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<br /><br />Cowok itu PENUNTUN. Cewek itu PENUNTUT.
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<br /><br />Cowok nyari yg KENYAL. Cewek nyari yg KENTAL.
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<br /><br />Hobi aku main bola, main gitar, sama main hati.
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<br /><br />Belalang kupu2 aja mimi susu, masa gua gak.
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<br /><br />Dari belakang namanya "mencret".
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<br /><br />Cewek senangnya di PUJI, bukan di UJI.
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Jomblo itu ya BUJANGAN, barangnya cm jdi PAJANGAN.</span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Berharap tidur dpt MIMPI basah, </span><br />
<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">eh malah tidur dpt PIPI basah. </span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">##tidurnya ileran.</span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Tolong ksh aku kepastian, bukan utk apa2. </span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Cewek galau beli tisu sambil lari ke kmar. </span><br />
<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Cowok galau beli tisu magic smbil lari ke lokalisasi.</span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}"> </span><span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Aku emang cowok murahan ! Murah hati, murah senyum.</span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}"></span><span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Rumah kalo trlalu lama sepi, penghuninya setan lho. </span><br />
<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Begitu jg hati. Ok mblo.</span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}"> </span>ketagihan bacahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15235074222403034989noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8310555286126623658.post-7618539891753400392013-06-28T19:20:00.000-07:002013-06-28T19:22:56.091-07:00Status Facebook Adictiv Part 9<a name='more'></a><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Minta sama orang DI KIBULIN.</span><span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">.</span><span class="userContent"> <img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/10.gif" width="18" />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Di pikir2 gpp lah gua pacaran sm anak Bandar Lampung. </span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Daripada gua pacaran sm anak Bandar Judi</span><span class="userContent"> </span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Ada kata "kece" di dlm kata "kecewa". </span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Pokoknya kita gak boleh putus asa. <br /> <br /> Apalagi putus nyambung.</span><span class="userContent"><span class="userContent"> </span> <img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/10.gif" width="18" />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Anak sekolah sekarang.<br /> <br /> Lulus gak cukup kalo cuma COReT2-an.<br /> Tapi jg harus CeROT2-an.</span><span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">.</span><span class="userContent"> <img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/4.gif" width="18" /> croooottt</span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Gak aneh x aku suka KURA-KURA. </span><br />
<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Yg aneh itu kamu karna suka PURA-PURA</span><span class="userContent">. <img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/4.gif" width="18" /></span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Ada kata "inti" dari kata "intim".</span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Itu artinya hubungan yg begitu intim memang menjadi inti dari semuanya.</span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Cinta itu gak bisa di JELASin. Apalagi di MELAS2in</span><span class="userContent"><span class="userContent"> </span> <img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/24.gif" width="30" />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Teorinya begini, dimana ada PERCINTAAN di situ ada PERMINTAAN. </span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Karna ini berhubungan dgn KEMALUAN yg di dlmnya ada KEMAUAN</span><span class="userContent"> </span><span class="userContent"><img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/24.gif" width="30" /></span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Gua lebih baik kurang kasih sayang daripada kurang tidur</span><span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">.</span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Heran, kenapa ya perjalanan cinta gua gak pernah mulus ? </span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Akan sangat indah, bila aku bisa membuatmu menangis</span><span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">.</span><span class="userContent"> </span><span class="userContent"><img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/19.gif" width="18" /></span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Sesungguhnya SBY itu musuh yg nyata bagimu</span><span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">.</span><span class="userContent"> <img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/19.gif" width="18" /></span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Kalo berduaan di KAMAR, cinta dan nafsu ya jadi SAMAR</span><span class="userContent"> </span><span class="userContent"> <img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/19.gif" width="18" /></span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Aku tahu, jodoh itu Tuhan yg ngatur.<br /> <br /> Tapi bukan berarti kamu jdi susah di atur !!</span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Jadilah wanita SPESIAL yg tidak membawa SIAL. </span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Insya Allah kita tercukupi secara FINANSIAL</span><span class="userContent"><span class="userContent">.</span> <img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/1.gif" width="18" /></span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">TUANG UANG mu ke mereka yg membutuhkan mu. </span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Jgn BUANG UANG mu ke mereka yg meruntuhkan mu.</span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Ngapain jadi Superman, Spyderman, Batman, Ironman. </span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Orang tua kita tuh lebih suka liat kita jadi Budiman</span><span class="userContent"><span class="userContent"> </span> <img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/6.gif" width="42" />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Kalo km nawarin "mau gak di bawain OLEH-OLEH ??"</span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Dgn senang hati aku akan jwb "BOLEH..BOLEH"</span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Aku ingin melihatmu keringatan di 2 hal.<br /> <br /> Di saat kita bercinta, dan di saat kita bahu membahu</span><span class="userContent"> </span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Aku lebih baik liat kamu BER-UBAN </span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Daripada liat kamu BER-UBAH</span><span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">.</span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Hidup bukan hanya per-MAIN-an.</span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Tapi juga per-IMAN-an.</span><span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">.</span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Kalo kamu tanya kabar aku, ya aku jwb "Adictiv kini lebih mutakhir"</span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Gua mengandalkan uang ARISAN.</span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Situ mengandalkan uang WARISAN.</span><span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">.</span><span class="userContent"> </span><span class="userContent"><img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/1.gif" width="18" /></span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Gua lebih suka menyebut wanita itu "berarti" ketimbang "berharga". </span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Karna kalo wanita itu berharga pasti dia wanita bayaran</span><span class="userContent"><span class="userContent">.</span> <img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/1.gif" width="18" /></span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Adictiv
bersabda : </span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">"Hai manusia, jika kamu BERKELANA pastikanlah kamu slalu
BERCELANA. Yg demikian itu baik bagimu jika kamu mengetahui."</span><span class="userContent"><span class="userContent">.</span> <img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/16.gif" width="18" /></span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Semua usaha kita SIA-SIA.</span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Karna para mantan kita SIAL-SIAL</span><span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">. </span><span class="userContent"><img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/10.gif" width="18" /></span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Pulsa TIRIS bukan berarti dompetnya TIPIS. </span><br />
<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Hati KEBAL bukan brarti cintanya TEBAL</span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Gua sangat peduli dgn kebersihan, terutama kebersihan jari tengah...</span><span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">.</span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Hidup ini perjuangan. </span><br />
<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Yg cowok sampe "banting tulang". </span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Yg cewek sampe "banting harga"</span><span class="userContent">. <img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/24.gif" width="30" /></span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Niat
hati pengen jadi artis KONDANG. </span><br />
<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Eh malah jadi artis KONDANGAN. </span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Tiap dtg
kondangan, bnyk temen yg mendadak jadi wartawan "kpn merit nya?"</span><span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">. </span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Awalnya MENGETUK pintu hati. </span><br />
<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Akhirnya MENGUTUK itu hati</span><span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">.</span><span class="userContent"> <img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/10.gif" width="18" /></span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Wajar kali aku BANYAK NANYA, daripda kamu BANYAK MINTA</span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Sama dia, kamu nangis terus. Mending sama aku. </span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Kasih syg aku kayak shampoo bayi lho, tidak pedih di mata</span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Smakin MALAM ya smakin DALAM. </span><br />
<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Smakin PAGI ya smakin LAGI.</span><br />
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<span class="userContent">Kalo cowok lain keluar, mereka CUCI MATA.<br /> <br /> Kalo aku keluar, paling CUCI MOTOR</span><span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">.</span><br />
<br />ketagihan bacahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15235074222403034989noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8310555286126623658.post-82397783840387190592013-05-26T03:04:00.000-07:002013-06-28T18:48:23.596-07:00Status Facebook Adictiv Part 8<br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Kalo punya cewek hobi jln2 ke mall, turutin aja. </span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Daripada nanti dia malah hobi jln2 ke hati orang.</span><span class="userContent"> <img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/10.gif" width="18" />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Sebelum bercinta, "Muaachh".<br /> <br /> Sesudah bercinta, "Huaahhh"</span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Kok kamu diam aja wkt aku cium ??</span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Kalo km cewek baik2, harusnya kamu nolak.</span><span class="userContent"><span class="userContent"> </span> <img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/10.gif" width="18" />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Cowok yg punya hobi dgn motor, km blg keren. </span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Sementara aku, yg punya hobi dgn kasih dan syg di blg cemen.</span><span class="userContent"> <img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/4.gif" width="18" /></span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Selagi nyamuk msih mengerubungi, </span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Gua rasa seorang jomblo gak boleh berkata </span><br />
<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">"Gua kesepian gak ada yg menemani"</span><span class="userContent">. <img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/4.gif" width="18" /></span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Yg lain pada MALAM MINGGU.</span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Gua doang MALAH MINGGAT.</span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Emangnya kalo aku nikahin kamu.<br /> <br /> Tubuh kamu dpt label "halal" atau logo "MUI" ?? Gak juga kan ??</span><span class="userContent"><span class="userContent"> </span> <img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/24.gif" width="30" />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Di mana ada tahi, di situ ada kentut. </span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Jgn blg mencintai, kalo bisanya cuma nuntut</span><span class="userContent"> </span><span class="userContent"><img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/24.gif" width="30" /></span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Selagi BAB masih lancar, </span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Gua rasa manusia gak boleh brkata "gua blm dpt kebahagiaan".</span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">LUPUS remaja dulu : </span><br />
<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Lupakan Urusan Pacaran Utamakan Sekolah.</span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">LUPUS remaja skrg : </span><br />
<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Lupakan Urusan Pacaran Utamakan Seks.</span><span class="userContent"> <img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/24.gif" width="30" /></span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Kelamin di sebut ALAT VITAL ?? </span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Harusnya kelamin itu di sebut ALAT BRUTAL.</span><span class="userContent"> </span><span class="userContent"><img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/19.gif" width="18" /></span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Cewek lupa diri klo udh mrasa KECUKUPAN. </span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Cowok lupa diri klo udh mrasa KECAKEPAN.</span><span class="userContent"> <img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/19.gif" width="18" /></span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Gak cukup kalo cuma jadi PEMENANG, </span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Kita jg hrus jadi PENENANG</span><span class="userContent"><span class="userContent">.</span> <img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/1.gif" width="18" /></span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Kalo temen main krmh biasanya :<br /> "Aduh cuma ada makanan ini neh, ayo di habisin makanannya"<br /> <br /> Kalo jomblo main krmh :<br /> "Aduh cuma ada sabun ini neh, di pake ayo sabunnya"</span><br />
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<span class="userContent"><span class="userContent">Pacaran kok di taman, di bioskop, di mall.<br /> <br /> Pacaran tuh di K.U.A </span> <img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/6.gif" width="42" />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Dgn mengingat para mantan, BAB gua jadi lancar.</span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}"> </span><span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Kalo kena RAYU jadi sekeras KAYU dan nantinya kembali LAYU.</span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}"></span><span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Urusan duit, elu harus KERJA keras.<br /> <br /> Urusan cinta, elu harus KEJAR keras.</span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Jgn selingkuhi pacarmu.<br /> <br /> Kalo selingkuhi pacar org lain tidak apa-apa.</span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Orang2 nyebutnya "mantan pacar".</span><br />
<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}"><br /> Gua nyebutnya "mantan fans".</span><span class="userContent"> </span><span class="userContent"><img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/1.gif" width="18" /></span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Gua gak suka harga diri gua di injak2. </span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Kecuali lu injak2 di bagian punggung. lumayan ilangin pegel </span><span class="userContent"><span class="userContent">.</span> <img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/1.gif" width="18" /></span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Manjakan aku 30 menit, </span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Kamu akan ku manjakan 30 hari.</span><span class="userContent"><span class="userContent">.</span> <img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/16.gif" width="18" /></span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Aneh bgt, gua NGEBUT dia MARAH-MARAH. </span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Giliran gua NGEMUT dia MERAH-MERAH. </span><span class="userContent"><span class="userContent"></span></span><span class="userContent"><img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/10.gif" width="18" /></span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Salah satu kebanggaan.. kalo gua bisa punya rmh sendiri.<br /> Tanpa bantuan org tua, atau jg sudara.<br /> <br /> Tapi tetap, pake bantuan kuli... </span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Jgn ngeledek, wlaupun aku gak bisa berenang.<br /> <br /> Stidaknya aku masih bisa menyelami hati kmu.</span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Kasian lo pada, mau keren/ganteng kok nunggu sholat jumat.</span><span class="userContent">. <img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/24.gif" width="30" /></span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Daripada buang duit. Mending aku buang kamu. </span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Siapa blg jomblo tdk bisa sakit hati ??<br /> <br /> Jomblo jg bisa sakit hati kalo sabun nya di curi.</span><span class="userContent"><span class="userContent"></span> <img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/10.gif" width="18" /></span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Hanya yg berjiwa PEJUANG.<br /> <br /> Yg bisa melihat PELUANG</span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Udaranya dingin ya syg.<br /> <br /> Dari pada bikin api unggun, mending kita bikin api asmara</span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Bagi sbgian org "waktu adlh uang".<br /> <br /> Jdi, bersiaplah jika pacarmu blg :<br /> "Syg, bagi waktumu buat aku".</span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Ilmu yg mpelajari rumus perhitungan disebut MATEMATIKA. </span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Ilmu yg mpelajari kamu disebut MATI-MATIAN.</span><br />
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ketagihan bacahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15235074222403034989noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8310555286126623658.post-22653298853371641432013-05-08T17:29:00.001-07:002013-05-08T17:29:26.470-07:00 Status Facebook Adictiv Part 7<a name='more'></a><span class="userContent">Selamat datang di ketagihan baca. </span><br />
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<span class="userContent"><span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}"> <span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Aku ingin berjalan di tengah deras hujan.<br /> <br /> Agar tak seorang pun tahu bahwa aku sedang kencing di celana. <span class="userContent"><img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/4.gif" width="18" /></span></span></span></span><br />
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<span class="userContent"><span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Yes, gak hujan !! </span></span><br />
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<span class="userContent"><span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Akhirnya malam minggu skrg gua bisa liatin orang2 pacaran</span> </span><span class="userContent"><img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/10.gif" width="18" />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Awalnya pen-JAJAK-an cinta. Alias pen-JAJAL-an cinta.<br /> Lama" kelamaan malah jadi pen-JAJAH-an cinta.<br /> <br /> Ujung2nya, salah satu jadi pen-JAJA cinta.</span><span class="userContent"><span class="userContent"> </span> <img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/10.gif" width="18" />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Emang knp klo HP gua merknya CROSS ??</span><br />
<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Gak aneh x, kcuali kalo merknya CROTT !!</span><span class="userContent"> <img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/4.gif" width="18" /></span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Udah saatnya gua launching album baru.</span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Eh salah, hati baru.</span><span class="userContent"> <img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/4.gif" width="18" /></span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Ujian TERBERAT ada saat TERJERAT.</span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Cintamu semu, fana.</span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Benar kata Peterpan "Tak Ada Yang Ababil".</span><span class="userContent"><span class="userContent"> </span> <img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/24.gif" width="30" />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Tuhan, aku minta AMPUN, kalo boleh sekalian minta AMPUH.</span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Udah gak zaman ngobrol bilang :<br /> "Bro, skrg lu kerja di mana ??"<br /> <br /> Skrg zamannya bilang : "Bro, buka usaha apa skrg ??"</span><br />
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<span class="userContent">Percuma punya wajah cantik.<br /> <br /> Tapi gak pernah kasih sinyal.</span><span class="userContent"> <img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/24.gif" width="30" /></span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Ini zaman di mana org lebih takut sm TUAN nya.<br /> <br /> Ketimbang takut sm TUHAN nya.</span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Ada 2 cowok yg paling di hindari wanita.</span><br />
<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}"><br /> Cowok BOKEK sama cowok BOKEP.</span><br />
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<span class="userContent"><span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">"Selamat Hari Syahrini". </span></span><br />
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<span class="userContent"><span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Smoga wanita2 Indonesia makin sesuatu.</span> </span><span class="userContent"><img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/1.gif" width="18" /></span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Wktu gua KERE.</span><br />
<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Cinta pada brtepuk SEBELAH TANGAN.</span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Wktu gua KEREN.</span><br />
<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Cinta gak tanggung2, pada brtepuk SEBELAS TANGAN.</span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Speak nya pengen jdi MEMPELAI.<br /> <br /> Pdhl dlm hati pengen MEMBELAI.</span><span class="userContent"> <img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/6.gif" width="42" />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Beb, aku KEINGETAN wkt kita berdua KERINGETAN.</span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Selamat malam keinginan yg bersembunyi di balik kedinginan.</span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Ingat, "pecah berarti membeli"<br /> <br /> Tanggung jwb !! hati aku pecah gara2 kamu.</span><br />
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<span class="userContent"><span class="userContent"><span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Tuhan menciptakan smua dgn berpasang2an.<br /> <br /> Ada kasih sayang, ada kasih goyang.</span></span> </span><span class="userContent"><img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/1.gif" width="18" /></span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Orang2 nyebutnya "mantan pacar".</span><br />
<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}"><br /> Gua nyebutnya "mantan fans".</span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Jgn terlalu senang jika dirumah terpasang janur kuning. <br /> <br /> Sebab, itu bisa berganti dgn bendera kuning.</span><span class="userContent"> <img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/16.gif" width="18" /></span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Udh gak zaman bikin video BOKEP.<br /> <br /> Skrg zamannya bikin video BOKER.</span><span class="userContent"><span class="userContent"> </span></span><span class="userContent"><img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/10.gif" width="18" /></span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Org kalo udh msuk penjara, tinggal pilih.<br /> <br /> Mau jadi warga BINAAN. Atau warga HINAAN.</span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Kamu boleh kok mainin fesbuk aku.<br /> <br /> Yg gak boleh itu kalo kmu mainin hati aku.</span><br />
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<span class="userContent"><span class="userContent"><span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Bro, gua lagi kesusahan neh. Elu udah gajian kan ??<br /> <br /> Gua pinjam pacar donk. </span></span></span><span class="userContent"><img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/24.gif" width="30" /> </span><br />
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<span class="userContent">Ini zaman di mana manusia lbih takut HANTU ketimbang takut TUHAN. <img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/19.gif" width="18" />
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<span class="userContent"><span class="userContent"><span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">NAFSU... NAFasku Selalu Untukmu.<br /> <br /> RINDU... RIbutnya Nanti DUlu</span>.</span> </span><span class="userContent"><img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/10.gif" width="18" /></span><br />
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<span class="userContent">Aku lg seneng, kmu NYENDER (bersandar).<br /> <br /> Aku lg susah, kmu NYINDIR.</span><br />
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<span class="userContent">Kalo kamu gak bahagia sama dia.<br /> Datang aja ke aku. <br /> <br /> **aku mau kamu dengar ini -->> "m..a..m..p..u..z.."</span><br />
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<span class="userContent">Beb, jgn bikin aku jd stres ya.<br /> <br /> Aku baca di artikel, stres bs memicu impotensi. Horor beb.</span><br />
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<span class="userContent">Hanya krna dia keturunan darah BIRU, kmu berubah.<br /> <br /> Smentara aku yg koleksi film BIRU, malah di tinggalin</span><br />
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<span class="userContent">Sadis neh udah 1 minggu batuk... tenggorokan gatel.<br /> <br /> Kok bisa ya... kan gue bukan tipe cowok gatel </span><br />
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<span class="userContent">Ingin jadi anak yang SALEH...<br /> <br /> Eh malah jadi anak yang SALAH.</span><br />
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<span class="userContent">Liat hewan kawin aja, gua ngiri.<br /> <br /> Gimana liat hewan nikah....</span><span class="userContent"> </span><span class="userContent"><img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/12.gif" width="18" /></span><br />
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<span class="userContent">Ngantuk banget jadi pengen makan.<br /> <br /> Padahal semalam udh tidur tapi kok masih lapar ya.</span><br />
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<span class="userContent"><span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Temen dunia nyata sama dunia maya udh banyak.</span></span><br />
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<span class="userContent"><span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Skrg, waktunya gua cari temen dunia gaib.</span></span><br />
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<span class="userContent"><span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}"><span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Kalo km blg, aku ini baik bgaikan malaikat.</span></span></span><br />
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<span class="userContent"><span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}"><span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Aku emang malaikat. tapi beda spesies. Aku ini MALAIKAT BEREKOR.</span></span></span><br />
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<span class="userContent"><span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}"><span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}"><span class="userContent"><span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}"><span class="userContent">----------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></span></span></span></span></span><br />
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Syg, ingat ini ya.<br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Dan apabila mereka bertanya "kapan kalian menikah ?".
Maka katakanlah "bila hari pernikahan itu tiba, kami berdua tdk dpt
menyegerakan atau jg menunda. Sesungguhnya kami berdua hanya bisa
berencana.".</span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Kasian, niat hati bangun KERAJAAN.</span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Tapi malah jdi gak ada KERJAAN.</span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}"><span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}"><span class="userContent"><span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}"><span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}"><span class="userContent"><span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}"><span class="userContent">----------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}"><span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}"><span class="userContent"><span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}"><span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}"><span class="userContent"><span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}"><span class="userContent"><span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Gua pastikan, cowok setia itu cuma orang jawa.<br /> <br /> Tapi yg bintangnya Gemini.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span><span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}"><span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}"><span class="userContent"><span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}"><span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}"><span class="userContent"><span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}"></span></span></span></span></span></span> </span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}"><span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}"><span class="userContent"><span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}"><span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}"><span class="userContent"><span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}"><span class="userContent"><span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Mahligai pacaran aja begini.<br /> Gimana mahligai rmh tangga ya??</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span><br />
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ketagihan bacahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15235074222403034989noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8310555286126623658.post-75854329297853053742013-04-10T06:27:00.001-07:002013-05-08T17:17:55.579-07:00Status Facebook Adictiv Part 6<a name='more'></a><span class="userContent">Selamat datang di ketagihan baca. </span><br />
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<span class="userContent">Dasar cewek, kebahagiaan kok di cari.<br /> <br /> Cowo setia penyayang dan brtggung jwb itu yg mestinya di cari !! </span><span class="userContent"><img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/10.gif" width="18" />
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<span class="userContent">Prinsip kerja cowok Playboy :<br /> <br /> CABUL lalu CABUT</span><span class="userContent"><span class="userContent"> </span> <img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/10.gif" width="18" />
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<span class="userContent">Ka adi M.U itu tim apa sih ? | M.U itu Manchester United | </span><br />
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<span class="userContent">Percuma punya wajah cantik.<br /> <br /> Kalo tempat tinggalnya jauh.</span><span class="userContent"> <img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/4.gif" width="18" /></span><br />
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<span class="userContent">Pagi-pagi, orang pada BERSIH-BERSIH.<br /> <br /> Gua di sini malah BERSIN-BERSIN. </span><br />
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<span class="userContent">Syg, itu bakso cuma di BORAK-in, bukan di BERAK-in.</span><span class="userContent"><span class="userContent"> </span> <img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/24.gif" width="30" />
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<span class="userContent">Sama hujan air aja kamu takut.<br /> <br /> Kalo mau takut tuh sama hujan meteor !!</span><br />
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<span class="userContent">Kalo cewek milih DUIT. <br /> Dia hanya dpt 1 kali pembayaran.<br /> <br /> Kalo cewek milih CINTA.<br /> Dia dpt berkali-kali pembayaran, sepanjang dia hidup.</span><span class="userContent"> </span><br />
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<span class="userContent">Percuma punya wajah cantik.<br /> <br /> Tapi gak pernah kasih sinyal.</span><span class="userContent"> <img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/24.gif" width="30" /></span><br />
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<span class="userContent">Kamu tuh modus kyk White Coffee.<br /> <br /> Ngaku putih, gak taunya tetep aja coklat.</span><br />
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<span class="userContent">Kata "kamu" bisa di susun jadi kata "muak".<br /> <br /> Itu artinya, jgn sampe aku ke kamu jdi muak !!</span><br />
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<span class="userContent">Kata "kita" bisa disusun jadi kata "ikat".<br /> <br /> Itu artinya, kita memang hrus di ikat... oleh pernikahan </span><span class="userContent"><img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/1.gif" width="18" /></span><br />
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<span class="userContent">Akad nikah itu... <br /> <br /> Pas siang, saling meluruskan jari manis.<br /> Pas malam, saling meluruskan jari tengah.</span><br />
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<span class="userContent">Namanya juga narapidana.<br /> <br /> Awalnya di LAPAS.<br /> Akhirnya di LEPAS.</span><span class="userContent"> <img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/6.gif" width="42" />
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<span class="userContent">Gua berharap dpt mimpi ketiban bulan.<br /> <br /> Eh gua malah dpt mimpi datang bulan !! </span><br />
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<span class="userContent">Dulu sering mandi hujan.</span><br />
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<span class="userContent">Sekarang sering mandi junub.... </span><br />
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<span class="userContent">Urusan duit, elu harus KERJA keras.<br /> <br /> Urusan cinta, elu harus KEJAR keras.</span><br />
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<span class="userContent"><span class="userContent">Aku bukan BURUH cintamu.<br /> <br /> Aku ini BUTUH cintamu.</span> </span><span class="userContent"><img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/1.gif" width="18" /></span><br />
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<span class="userContent">Kalo Valentine dapat coklat doank sih itu biasa.<br /> <br /> Yg luar biasa itu kalo dapat pabrik coklat !!</span><span class="userContent"> <img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/16.gif" width="18" /></span><br />
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<span class="userContent">Syg, adik kmu cantik ya.<br /> Dia blum punya cowok kan? Aku minta nmr dia donk, syg.</span><span class="userContent"><span class="userContent"> </span></span><span class="userContent"><img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/10.gif" width="18" /></span><br />
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<span class="userContent">Paling suka kalo udh di RUANG CINTA.<br /> <br /> Paling duka kalo udh di BUANG CINTA.</span><br />
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<span class="userContent">SURAT CINTA udah gak di pakai.<br /> URAT CINTA masih dan tetap akan slalu di pakai.</span><br />
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<span class="userContent"><span class="userContent">Urusan MENDESAH itu bukan urusan MENDESAK.<br /> <br /> **sabar 'mblo jgn ngebet</span> </span><span class="userContent"><img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/24.gif" width="30" /> </span><br />
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<span class="userContent">Ini zaman di mana manusia lbih takut HANTU ketimbang takut TUHAN. <img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/19.gif" width="18" />
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<span class="userContent"><span class="userContent">Orang dulu, nikah nunggu punya duit.<br /> <br /> Orang skrg, nikah nunggu punya anak.</span> </span><span class="userContent"><img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/10.gif" width="18" /></span><br />
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<span class="userContent">Aku lg seneng, kmu NYENDER (bersandar).<br /> <br /> Aku lg susah, kmu NYINDIR.</span><br />
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<span class="userContent"></span><span class="userContent">Kalo kamu gak bahagia sama dia.<br /> Datang aja ke aku. <br /> <br /> **aku mau kamu dengar ini -->> "m..a..m..p..u..z.."</span><br />
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<span class="userContent">Beb, jgn bikin aku jd stres ya.<br /> <br /> Aku baca di artikel, stres bs memicu impotensi. Horor beb.</span><br />
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<span class="userContent">Hanya krna dia keturunan darah BIRU, kmu berubah.<br /> <br /> Smentara aku yg koleksi film BIRU, malah di tinggalin</span><br />
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<span class="userContent">Sadis neh udah 1 minggu batuk... tenggorokan gatel.<br /> <br /> Kok bisa ya... kan gue bukan tipe cowok gatel </span><br />
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<span class="userContent">Ingin jadi anak yang SALEH...<br /> <br /> Eh malah jadi anak yang SALAH.</span><br />
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<span class="userContent">Liat hewan kawin aja, gua ngiri.<br /> <br /> Gimana liat hewan nikah....</span><span class="userContent"> </span><span class="userContent"><img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/12.gif" width="18" /></span><br />
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<span class="userContent">Ngantuk banget jadi pengen makan.<br /> <br /> Padahal semalam udh tidur tapi kok masih lapar ya.</span><br />
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<span class="userContent">Gua gak suka di panggil MANTAN.<br /> <br /> Gua sukanya di panggil JANTAN</span><span class="userContent">.</span><span class="userContent"> <img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/10.gif" width="18" />
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<span class="userContent">Hebat, kmu bisa masak air sampe gosong.</span><br />
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<span class="userContent">Kmu ikutan audisi itu aja, Monster Chef.</span><span class="userContent"><span class="userContent"> </span> <img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/10.gif" width="18" />
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<span class="userContent">Mblo, makanya jgn kbnykan NGERES.<br /> <br /> Tar hidup lu smakin NGENES.</span><span class="userContent"> <img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/4.gif" width="18" /></span><br />
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<span class="userContent">Teman apaan tuh.<br /> <br /> Malah pentingin KAWASAKI, drpd pentingin KAWAN SAKIT.</span><span class="userContent"> <img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/4.gif" width="18" /></span><br />
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<span class="userContent">Kalo mau JUALAN, jgn ada BUALAN.<br /> <br /> Jadilah pedagang yg jujur.</span><br />
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<span class="userContent">Cewek blm bisa gua blg keren.<br /> <br /> Kalo blm punya temen ibu2 pengajian. </span><span class="userContent"><span class="userContent"> </span> <img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/24.gif" width="30" />
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<span class="userContent">Tukeran fesbuk melulu bosen beb.<br /> <br /> Gimana kalo skali2 kita tukeran perasaan.</span><span class="userContent"></span><br />
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<span class="userContent">Karna ada KESALAHAN makanya kita KEWALAHAN.<br /> <br /> Karna ada KEBENARAN, makanya kita dpt KETENARAN.</span><span class="userContent"> </span><br />
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<span class="userContent">Kalo malam minggu hujan begini...<br /> <br /> Orang2 gak jadi pacaran.<br /> Gua gak jadi liat org pacaran.</span><span class="userContent"> <img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/24.gif" width="30" /></span><br />
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<span class="userContent">Aku ingin hubungan kita tuh SAMA-SAMA.<br /> <br /> Bukan SAMAR-SAMAR.</span><br />
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<span class="userContent">Jika kau tidak bisa TEGAS.<br /> <br /> Mungkin aku yg harus berGEGAS.</span><br />
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<span class="userContent">Wanita dulu LUAR BIASA.<br /> <br /> Wanita skrg LIAR BIASA</span><span class="userContent"> <img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/1.gif" width="18" /></span><br />
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<span class="userContent">Remaja skrg, kalo sumpah ke pacarnya bukan "demi Allah".<br /> <br /> Tapi "demi eloh".</span><br />
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<span class="userContent">Ada saatnya, ucapan "Terima kasih".<br /> <br /> Lebih tinggi dari ucapan "I love u".</span><span class="userContent"> <img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/6.gif" width="42" />
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<span class="userContent">Cinta bikin GEMES.<br /> Nafsu bikin LEMES. </span><br />
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<span class="userContent">Cowok keparat itu.<br /> <br /> Ceweknya cuma NGE-BACOT, eh dia malah NGE-BACOK.</span><br />
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<span class="userContent">Namanya juga cinta.<br /> <br /> Kadang cek-cok, kadang check-in.</span><br />
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<span class="userContent">Beb, skrg Sarimie kan isi 2.<br /> <br /> Smoga hati kamu ngga isi 2 juga ya. </span><span class="userContent"><img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/1.gif" width="18" /></span><br />
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<span class="userContent">Truk aja gandengan. Masa kita ngga.</span><span class="userContent"> <img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/16.gif" width="18" /></span><br />
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<span class="userContent">Jika mereka mngatakan bahwa anda seorang "tai".<br /> <br /> Jadilah "tai lalat" yg memaniskan pemandangan</span><span class="userContent"><span class="userContent"> </span></span><span class="userContent"><img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/10.gif" width="18" /></span><br />
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<span class="userContent">Milikilah aku SEUTUHNYA.</span><br />
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<span class="userContent">Bukan SEBUTUHNYA.</span><br />
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<span class="userContent">Penjahat cinta itu harusnya DI BINA..................SAKAN.</span><br />
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<span class="userContent">Kita gak sejalan.<br /> <br /> Buktinya, alamat rumah kita beda jalan. </span><span class="userContent"><img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/24.gif" width="30" /> </span><br />
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<span class="userContent">Aku beliin kamu boneka ?? Atau kamu aku jadiin boneka ??<br /><br />***romantis tapi nakal </span><br />
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<span class="userContent">Ada kata "jawa" di dlm kata "jawara".<br /> <br /> Itu artinya, ya tau sendirilah. Jadi, jgn heran sm org jawa. </span><span class="userContent"><img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/10.gif" width="18" /></span><br />
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<span class="userContent">Cinta bersambut, Dukun cemberut.</span><br />
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Sholatlah sebelum kamu di sholatkan.<br />
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Dan mendua lah sebelum kamu di dua-kan. <br />
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<span class="userContent">Tidak selamanya punya wajah ganteng itu mudah mendapatkan pasangan. </span><br />
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<span class="userContent">Cintaku berat di ongkos. Tapi maknyos waktu di kos.</span><br />
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ketagihan bacahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15235074222403034989noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8310555286126623658.post-71656279764352897152013-03-07T09:07:00.001-08:002013-03-27T02:00:50.852-07:00Status Facebook Adictiv Part 4<a name='more'></a><span class="userContent">Selamat datang di ketagihan baca. </span><br />
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<span class="userContent">Modal nikah, minimal tuh 10 juta.<br /> <br /> Modal kawin, minimal tuh 10 centimeter.</span><span class="userContent"> <img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/10.gif" width="18" />
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<span class="userContent">Aku dan dia => BAHA.......G.I.A.<br /> <br /> Aku dan kmu => BAHA......Y..A..</span><span class="userContent"><span class="userContent"> </span> <img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/10.gif" width="18" />
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<span class="userContent">Liat duit segepok mata kamu langsung ijo. <br /> <br /> Itu belum bisa di sebut Go Green beb !</span><span class="userContent"> <img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/4.gif" width="18" /></span><br />
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<span class="userContent">Aku sering gonta ganti password, itu normal.<br /> <br /> Lha kamu, sering gonta ganti pacar, itu abnormal</span><span class="userContent">. <img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/4.gif" width="18" /></span><br />
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<span class="userContent">Selamat hari putus syg.<br /> Gak terasa udah 3 bln kita putus.<br /> <br /> Tambah syg deh sama kmu</span><br />
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<span class="userContent">Tak ada ro..TAN, akAR pun jadi.<br /> <br /> Tak ada man..TAN, pacAR pun jadi.</span><span class="userContent"><span class="userContent"> </span> <img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/24.gif" width="30" />
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<span class="userContent">Pria2 di luar sana cuma ingin MEMPERBUNTING kamu.<br /> <br /> Smentara aku, ingin MEMPERSUNTING kamu</span><span class="userContent"> </span><br />
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<span class="userContent">Aku PE..CINTA.<br /> <br /> Pacar kamu PE..MINTA.</span><span class="userContent"> </span><br />
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<span class="userContent">Beb, kalo kamu mau putusin aku, SMS aja ya.<br /> <br /> Jgn lewat tlpn, ga enak soalnya lagi ada TTM-an aku</span><span class="userContent"> <img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/24.gif" width="30" /></span><br />
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<span class="userContent">Istri pertama C.....EMBURU buta.<br /> <br /> Istri kedua M.......EMBURU harta</span><span class="userContent">. </span><span class="userContent"><img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/19.gif" width="18" /></span><br />
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<span class="userContent">Suami keparat itu...<br /> <br /> Minta di SEDOT-in, tapi istri di JEDOT-in</span><span class="userContent"><span class="userContent"></span> <img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/19.gif" width="18" /></span><br />
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<span class="userContent">Org2 kan cemilan nya burger, kebab, magnum, minuman cola.<br /> <br /> Kalo gue mah cemilan nya air aqua gelas sama promaag</span><span class="userContent"><span class="userContent">.</span> <img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/1.gif" width="18" /></span><br />
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<span class="userContent">Aku gak suka cara kamu menatap aku.<br /> <br /> **lagi ngomong sama Debt Collector.</span><br />
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<span class="userContent">Aku ingin MENGAJAR kamu, bukan MENGEJAR kamu.</span><span class="userContent"> <img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/6.gif" width="42" />
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<span class="userContent">Kalo ada Jomblo bilang lagi SENANG.<br /> <br /> Itu maksudnya SE-dih dibawa te-NANG.</span><br />
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<span class="userContent">Pacaran anak alay itu....<br /> <br /> Waktu senang MENIKMATI.<br /> Waktu sedih MENDINGMATI. </span><br />
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<span class="userContent">Slain punya kterampilan menjahit, km juga pnya ktrampilan menjahat !!!</span><br />
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<span class="userContent">Aku gak mau hubungan kita kyk klinik tongfang.<br /> <br /> Pertama2nya doank asik, ke sininya malah gak jelas</span><span class="userContent"><span class="userContent">.</span> <img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/1.gif" width="18" /></span><br />
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<span class="userContent">Awal aku ketemu kamu, tersenyum.<br /> <br /> Skrg kita berpisah, aku kembali tersenyum</span><span class="userContent"><span class="userContent">.</span> <img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/16.gif" width="18" /></span><br />
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<span class="userContent">Jika mereka mngatakan bahwa anda seorang "tai".<br /> <br /> Jadilah "tai lalat" yg memaniskan pemandangan</span><span class="userContent"><span class="userContent"> </span></span><span class="userContent"><img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/10.gif" width="18" /></span><br />
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<span class="userContent">Tanpa CINTA, orang pasti kedinginan.<br /> <br /> Mau bukti ?? Hapus kata "cinta" pada kata "bercinta"</span><br />
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<span class="userContent">Selamat lagi semua.</span><br />
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<span class="userContent">Cuma sama aku, selain nyaman di hati.<br /> <br /> JUGA GAK BIKIN DEG-DEGAN</span><span class="userContent">. <img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/24.gif" width="30" /> </span><br />
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<span class="userContent">Klo liat wajah km yg teduh, aku jd mau ngaji.<br /> <br /> Mau ngajiin kmu baca surat yassin !!</span><br />
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<span class="userContent">Ciyee mentang2 nanti mlm mingguan.<br /> Nyanyinya di hayatin banget.<br /> <br /> Nyot nyot di kenyot... Nyoott !!<br /> Nyot nyot di kenyot... Nyoott !!</span><span class="userContent"><span class="userContent">.</span> <img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/10.gif" width="18" /></span><br />
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<span class="userContent">Pacaran tapi gak nikah2.<br /> Itu ibarat main fesbuk dari HP. Kentang.<br /> <br /> **kena tanggung, gak puas</span><br />
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<span class="userContent">Kodrat wanita itu DAPUR, SUMUR, KASUR.<br /> <br /> Kodrat laki2 itu... KABUR !!!</span><br />
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<span class="userContent">Aku memberikanmu bunga mawar dan bunga bank.<br /> <br /> Tapi kau hanya memberikanku bunga tidur</span><span class="userContent">. </span><span class="userContent"><img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/12.gif" width="18" /></span><br />
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<span class="userContent">Aku membuat cinta ini sperti SINGGASANA.<br /> <br /> Tapi kau malah SINGGAH di SANA !!!</span><br />
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ketagihan bacahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15235074222403034989noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8310555286126623658.post-87284159611611963802013-02-25T04:54:00.000-08:002013-03-27T02:02:44.966-07:00Status Facebook Adictiv Part 3<a name='more'></a><span class="userContent">Selamat datang di ketagihan baca. </span><br />
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<span class="userContent"><span class="userContent">Gua lebih baik dengar 100 kuntilanak ketawa.<br /> <br /> Daripada harus dengar 1 anak kecil cempreng lagi nangis</span> <img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/10.gif" width="18" />
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<span class="userContent"><span class="userContent">Andai aku seorang ilmuwan Jenius.</span></span><br />
<span class="userContent"><span class="userContent">Aku mau ngajak kamu ke planet Pluto jauh dari kehidupan manusia.</span></span><br />
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<span class="userContent"><span class="userContent">**sampe sono kamu aku lepas, trus aku balik ke Bumi. </span> <img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/10.gif" width="18" />
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<span class="userContent"><span class="userContent">Gua emang nakal, tapi setia.</span></span><br />
<span class="userContent"><span class="userContent"><br /> Ini bisa gua buktiin secara ilmiah dan udah teruji secara klinis</span> <img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/4.gif" width="18" /></span><br />
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<span class="userContent"><span class="userContent">Syg, kamu pengertian banget.<br /> <br /> Makasih ya kamu udah putusin aku. Jadi tambah syg deh</span>. <img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/4.gif" width="18" /></span><br />
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<span class="userContent">Gua pastikan, cowok setia itu cuma orang jawa.<br /> <br /> Tapi yang bintangnya Gemini</span><br />
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<span class="userContent"><span class="userContent">Cowok suka ngebut.<br /> Cewek suka ngemut.<br /> <br /> **indahnya perbedaan </span> <img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/24.gif" width="30" />
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<span class="userContent">Liat mantan lagi sholat.<br /> Itu rasanya seneng banget. Ada perubahan.<br /> <br /> **apalagi liat mantan di sholatin </span><span class="userContent"><img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/24.gif" width="30" /></span><br />
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<span class="userContent"><span class="userContent">Mahligai pacaran aja begini.<br /> <br /> Gimana mahligai rumah tangga ya ??</span>. </span><br />
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<span class="userContent"><span class="userContent">KUCING GARONG, BUAYA DARAT, TOKEK BELANG. </span></span><br />
<span class="userContent"><span class="userContent"><br /> Meskipun mereka bersatu, tetap gak akan menang melawan RACUN DUNIA</span> <img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/24.gif" width="30" /></span><br />
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<span class="userContent">Wanita sekarang, cantiknya sih SUBHANALLAH.<br /> <br /> Tapi kelakuannya, ASTAGFIRULLAH. </span><span class="userContent"><img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/19.gif" width="18" /></span><br />
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<span class="userContent"><span class="userContent">Bener2 egois!! Km udah kuasain isi dompet aku, isi ATM aku.<br /> <br /> Skrg kamu mau kuasain juga isi celana dalam aku !!</span> <img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/19.gif" width="18" /></span><br />
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<span class="userContent"><span class="userContent">Syg, kamu mau gak jadi mantan aku ?? Please mau ya syg.<br /> <br /> **mutusin itu hrus sama lembut kayak awal nembak.</span> <img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/1.gif" width="18" /></span><br />
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<span class="userContent">Temen gua, liat video Ariel Luna jadi terangsang.<br /> <br /> Kalo gua, liat video Ariel Luna jadi sakit hati.</span><br />
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<span class="userContent"><span class="userContent">Pacaran kok di taman, di bioskop, di mall.<br /> <br /> Pacaran tuh di K.U.A </span> <img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/6.gif" width="42" />
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<span class="userContent">Sayangilah kedua orang tuamu juga kedua pacarmu.</span><br />
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<span class="userContent">Pencarian cinta sejati itu gak kenal kata jauh.<br /> Baru hijrah keluar kota, kalo perlu hijrah ke luar angkasa.<br /> <br /> **kawin sama Alien, bikin spesies baru....</span><br />
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<span class="userContent">Kamu pake parfum apa sih ??<br /> <br /> Aku mencium bau masa depan cerah kayaknya deh. </span><span class="userContent"><img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/1.gif" width="18" /></span><br />
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<span class="userContent"><span class="userContent">Ya jelas lah orang Indonesia banyak yg LEBAY.<br /> <br /> Orang makanan sehari2nya aja LEBAY. LEle Bebek AYam.</span> <img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/1.gif" width="18" /></span><br />
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<span class="userContent"><span class="userContent">Awalnya, "hubungan tanpa staTUS".<br /> <br /> Akhirnya, "hubungan tanpa puTUS".</span> <img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/16.gif" width="18" /></span><br />
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<span class="userContent"><span class="userContent">Cowok suka ngebut</span></span><br />
<span class="userContent"><span class="userContent">Cewek suka ngemut.</span></span><br />
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<span class="userContent"><span class="userContent">**indahnya perbedaan... </span></span><span class="userContent"><img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/10.gif" width="18" /></span><br />
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<span class="userContent">Tanpa CINTA, orang pasti kedinginan.<br /> <br /> Mau bukti ?? Hapus kata "cinta" pada kata "bercinta"</span><br />
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<span class="userContent">Cowok kece tuh ya sabunnya bukan Giv, Lux, apalagi Asepso.</span><br />
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<span class="userContent"><span class="userContent">Cowok di MASAKin. </span></span><br />
<span class="userContent"><span class="userContent">Cewek di MASUKin.<br /> <br /> **di larang mikir keras</span>. <img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/24.gif" width="30" /></span><br />
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<span class="userContent">Menderita banget. Tidur sampe kebangun.<br /> <br /> Nyamuk, berhentilah menghisapku !! Yg kurindukan bukan hisapanmu !!</span><br />
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<span class="userContent"><span class="userContent">Mandi dulu ah biar kece.<br /> <br /> Karna gua yakin, kece itu sebagian dari iman.</span> <img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/10.gif" width="18" /></span><br />
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<span class="userContent">Pacaran tapi gak nikah2.<br /> Itu ibarat main fesbuk dari HP. Kentang.<br /> <br /> **kena tanggung, gak puas</span><br />
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<span class="userContent">Kodrat wanita itu DAPUR, SUMUR, KASUR.<br /> <br /> Kodrat laki2 itu... KABUR !!!</span><br />
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<span class="userContent">Kamu dengar petir segitu aja kaget.<br /> <br /> Lebih kaget lagi aku waktu dengar kamu jadian juga sama dia. </span><span class="userContent"><img border="0" height="18" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/12.gif" width="18" /></span><br />
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<span class="userContent">Ada kata "BERAK" di dlm kata "BERAKHIR".<br /> <br /> Sebelum ini BERAKHIR, 1 kata buat kamu : "BERAK !!!</span><br />
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